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Updated: 5th of February, 2025
Dear business builder,
We get it.
Growing a business is hard. Really f*cking hard.

You’re probably worried about where your next
customer will come from.

Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-
old.

As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the
uncertainty.

And to top it all off.
You’re being pulled in a bazillion different
directions.
Ohmygawd!
Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal
brand?
Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?
What about chatbots?
Errrrrrrbody’s talkin’ bout chatbots.
Should I run some ads?
Drop $3k on a logo?
Post on LinkedIn five times per day?
*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*

Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of
‘shiny object syndrome’…

Mixed with a scoop of ADD… and a sprinkle of “I
can do everything”.

And they end up doing a little bit of this… a little
bit of that.

Soon, they’re screaming at their Macbook with all
the things they “have to” do.

We call this shit show a rats nest.
Also known as hell.
It’s hot and muggy there.
And
we’d rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes
than operate a business that way
.
But this isn’t about us… It’s about you.

You’re reading this right now because, in some
way shape or form, your business isn’t where you
want it to be.

Or maybe you’re flying… and you simply want
more.
More security.
More money.
More freedom.
More memories.
More time with your family.

More business-class flights with your spouse to
places that result in more sand between your toes.

Whatever it is for you…
It all starts by “choosing your own adventure”
below…
*cue angels singing*
Our Offering
Hire us to do it for you
Agency

Managed and ‘done-for-you’ digital marketing
services for mid-to-large companies looking to
accelerate ‘hyper-growth’. And yes, we guarantee
results and smell fantastic *wink*.

Learn how to do it yourself
Courses

Business growth training programs for companies
serious about scaling their coaching, consulting or
service business to seven and eight figures FAST (in
months, not years).

Grow 10X Faster,
Better, Smarter.

Skip the guesswork, trial-and-error and never-ending shit show of trying to figure everything out yourself – for the very first time. And instead, grow your business with proven client-getting-funnels, frameworks and  scientific customer acquisition (not hopes and prayers).

Revenue Generated
$7.8B
We let our numbers do the talking. $7.8
Billion in reported client revenue and
counting.
Size Of Our Platform
200K
200,000 customers and counting make
up our diverse and ever growing
platform.
Our Reach
136
Serving customers in over 136 different
countries.
Battle Tested
1,067
Our strategies have been battle tested in
over 1067 different industries and
niches.
Built For Scale

The Most Ruthlessly Effective
Platform For Rapidly Scaling
Businesses On Planet Earth

There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today. 
Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup. ‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t. And we’ve generated $7.8 billion (with a B) for our clients, in 1067 different industries and niches.

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Brand Experience
No more ‘hoping-and-praying’
The Power Is In
The Platform
Most entrepreneurs try growing their business
through trial and error, by ‘hoping-and-praying’….
by stumbling and trying to figure it all out by
themselves. We call this “guesswork”. It’s
unreliable, extremely-stressful and often results in
failure (or a psychiatrist).
We’ve spent over $100 million dollars on traffic
perfecting what works… this isn’t our first rodeo.
And our hope is to shrink the amount of time it
takes, for you to go from first-time solo business
operator… To fire-breathing, market-terrorising
entrepreneur…
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We Literally Wrote The Book On…

How To Get As Many Clients,
Customers And Sales As You
Can Possibly Handle

Sell Like Crazy shot up from being ranked 90,000 on the day of release, to a #1 international Amazon bestseller in its first day. This book is easy to read and wastes no time in going straight for the jugular.

You get actionable strategies you can use RIGHT AWAY to dramatically grow sales for your business…in most cases, without spending a cent more on advertising.

“Since partnering with King Kong the results
have been nothing short of outstanding. There
are three simple words here and that is: Leads!
Leads! Leads!”

Domenic Varese, Marketing Manager, Metricon
Domenic Varese
Emma & Jim Elliott
Michael Argent
Wade Tink
New Sensation Homes
YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS,
WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.
What does a Digital Marketing Agency​ actually do?
How do I know that I will get a return on my investment?
Do you work with big or small companies?
Why is King Kong the best digital marketing agency?
Can you guarantee results?
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I guess what we’re trying
to say is that you should
hit the damn button

Hit the damn button

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